Campus 0011

Guy 1: You just date girls and then you get married, that's just how it works.
Guy 2: Unless you're gay... like my roommate
Guy 1: Yeah, unless you're- wait, your roommate is gay?
Guy 2: Well, it's just that he's really effeminate, and all his friends from back home are gay... and I think he said his parents are gay too...
Guy 1: Whoa... yeah, he's totally going to be gay.