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Receptionist: Hello, this is the law school, how can I help you?
Guy on the phone: Yeah, I was wondering if you can refer a lawyer to me. I need a specialist in animal law.
R: What kind of specialist?
G: Animal law, do you know where I can find one?
R: What do you mean by animal law?
G: Well, I believe that animals are being denied their rights. I think animals should be able to buy a house, get married, and all that kind of stuff.

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Guy: So... is BYU, like, the only law school in America?
Receptionist: I'm sorry, what?
G: Are there other law schools besides BYU?
R: Um... yes, there are over 200 in America alone.
G: Really? Wow! That's pretty cool. So, if I, like, want to go to law school, do I have to apply to all of them?
R: No... just the ones you want to go to.
G: Thanks, that's pretty cool.