so i'm not sure how the titles work...and my quote is inappropriate and absurd in so many ways so you can censor this if you want...but i swear i heard this. i was waiting for a bus with my roommate during freshman year of college on corner of sunset and vine (i think) standing in front of hollywood high school. we had just spent the day during touristy things in hollywood and thought we had seen all sorts of weird things. there were some young hooligans fooling around on the steps of the high school shouting obscenities at each other - nothing out of the ordinary, right? so we were standing around blah blah and out of nowhere one boy shouts to another:

"HEY F****T!!! I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT AND WAKE YOU UP BY SUCKING YOUR D***!!!"

so when people talk about the stupid things they've overheard this one always automatically comes to mind. all the other stupid things i hear are pretty stupid but none are so stupid that i remember them like i've remembered this one. i'll add more as i hear them...